I've spent nine weeks plotting and scheming ways to make fun of Rex Ryan for this weekend's matchup.  Little did I know that he'd do all the work for me.  Without further ado, Foxboro Blog provides an exclusive sneek peek into the Jets team meeting this past week.  This is footage that you simply won't find anywhere else...

First Down: What a sissy...

Rex Ryan is clearly not a conventional coach.  When he first took the Jets job, he decided that it would be a good idea ruffle the feathers of the league's best and most-deadly coach, a coach who happened to lead the team that had dominated the Jets' division for the past decade, a coach he would have to face twice a year.  Sure, you can argue that the statement that Ryan didn't come to New York to "kiss Belichick's rings" wasn't actually derogatory, but it was unnecessary.  Why bring up Belichick at all?  Why start throwing fuel on a media fire?  Belichick's beef with the Jets could have been over with the dismissal of Mangini.  Parcells was gone, as were most of his former players, and the dirty rat who betrayed him had been flushed down the sewer.  With the Jets rebuilding and Miami taking the division in 2008, it was the perfect time for the Jets to make nice and fly under the Patriots radar.

Instead, Rex Ryan decides to run his mouth and set the wrong example for his young team.  When the Jets started chirping prior to their Week 2 matchup with New England, I believe that they were pouring a world of hurt on themselves.  Luckily for them, the schedule makers happened to put the game very early in to Tom Brady's rehab and a week where the Pats were without Wes Welker.  The Jets were surprisingly able to back up they're talk.  Unfortunately, the world of hurt was not prevented, just delayed.  It's now Week 11, and the once "up and coming" Jets have looked nothing more than pitiful in recent weeks.  Turns out all that over-confidence and trash talk that I predicted would lead to their doom has done them in more quickly that I expected.

Talk is cheap.  It's what you do on the field that counts.  It's a tough lesson for a young team to learn, and perhaps one that's even harder on a new head coach.  You see, the Jets' recent performance supposedly drove Rex Ryan to tears in a team meeting.  The fat and bastardly one tried to play it off as a joke later in the week, but the damage has been done.  I don't see Bill Belichick breaking out the water works any time soon, but even if he did, he's a three-time Super Bowl Champion head coach.  He's got a reputation that commands respect.   Rex Ryan, is a rooke coach.  He runs his mouth.  His fingers are constanly moist with the grease of fried chicken.  He has questionable hygiene from an inabillity to properly wash all his body areas and clean underneath his rolls.  And now he's breaking down crying after a loss to the Jaguars.

This cannot end well for New York.

This week was supposed to be the triumphant return of the Patriots to the top of the NFL rankings.  Heading into the fourth quarter of Sunday Night's game, you would've been declared certifiably insane to not regard New England as the league's #1 team.  Even though the Saints remained undefeated, their recent narrow-escapes with teams like Miami, Carolina, and, of all teams, St. Louis, clearly hurt the "invicible" status they held during the season's first month. Yes, with the Patriots piling it on the Colts like Rex Ryan at the Sizzler buffet, it seemed like all was finally right in this fan's football world.

Then the unthinkable happened.  I won't relive the horrific details which have been beaten to death on this blog already, but needless to say, what was once an easy ballot to fill, has left me racking my brain for three days.  You see, I honestly believe that the Patriots are a better team than the Colts.  Yet at the same time, that could easily just be my bias talking as the Colts have clearly had the better of the Pats during the second half of this decade.  If the Patriots are so much better, then why have we dropped five of the last six to Indy?  On the flip side, one could argue that had the Patriots' entire team not had the flu in the AFC title game, had Dave Thomas not killed Matt Cassel's game-winning drive with an egregious unncessary roughness penalty last season, and had Bill Belichick not coached this team like a complete ninny in the fourth quarter, then we're talking about how the Patriots have completely owned the Colts in the 00's.  But then I start sounding like a Steelers fan, coming up with lame excuses for my teams short-comings in big games, and I just want to hurt myself.

So you see, either way I call this thing, I lose.  I either rank a team that I believe with all my heart are beyond over-rated above my beloved Patriots, going against all my principles and actually over-rating them myself, or I come off as a complete homer, ranking a 6-3 team above a 9-0 team that just beat them this week.  Dillemmas, dillemmas...

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Three Super Bowl Championships, to a franchise as moribund as the New England Patriots had been when Bill Belichick took over, carry with them a cache of good will. Which, when accompanied by a little more than two bucks, will get you a large coffee regular at Dunkin' the morning after a tough loss against a hated rival on national television. Dems da breaks, Bill. I only interpret the rules, I don't write them. What's worse is that the criticism is in many ways unfounded. Belichick consistently through his tenure at the helm of the Patriots has gone for it on fourth down, no matter where he is on the field. This call was a case of being true to who Belichick is as a coach. But that fails to soothe the bruised egos of the fan base in Foxboro.

Time for a game of hypothetical roullette. Let's say the play is successful. The Patriot's get a first down and then run the ball at the Colts on first down. Indy calls timeout—their last. With a little more than a minute and a half, New England really needs to suck up as much time as possible to wind the clock down. Running play, nets anothe couple of yards, and the clock keeps ticking to the full forty. Under a minute now, another run up the gut another forty seconds tick away. And with fourth down arriving, another choice needs to be made, go for it again, kick it away. A successful execution of the fourth and two would not have clinched the game, but with a fresh set of downs, New England's probability of winning would have been enhanced. Had the play succeeded, and New England won, the response would have been, what a smart call by Belichick. Kicking it away is playing safe, largely because conventional wisdom says it is so. Going for it is a different animal. One that has prompted diverse sources in the blogosphere to rally to Belichick. The Sports Economist while quoting Advanced NFL Stats' examination of the actual probabilities involved, remarked:

Rather than "stupid," "dumb," or "insulting," this is is the kind of decision making that has made Belechick better than most NFL coaches. Risk aversion, media response (even if coaches deny it), or lack of analytical skill drives many coaches toward applications of "conventions" even when those conventions don't make sense. Belechick is willing to go with the analytics and live with it. After all, it's not how it turned out after the fact that makes it a good or bad decision, it's the likelihood going in.

I'll openly disagree with the final sentence. The result matters, a whole lot. If the result was irrelevant, there would be no risk. The failure of the play should call into question the decision making process. Fans feeling the stinging taste of bitter defeat clinging to their lips rarely find solace in analytical pieces documenting the rightness of decisions that don't work. They are and always will be results oriented. Did it work? No. Boooooooo. Bill Belichick, parodied as Darth Bill and dozens of other less pleasant monikers, has a thick skin. I'm sure he could care less that the NFL's chattering class thinks he cost his team the game. And by sitting on his lead and not doing a better job of managing the clock, (as documented below) he in many ways did not maximize their opportunities to win. Equally dismissed, I'm sure, are the comments supporting his decision. He knows he was right. He will do it again. The comments are like the buzzings of flies. And yeah, I'll take my coffee with extra sugar today, thanks.

Note: Joe Tetreault is a guest writer to Foxboro Blog.  You'll be able to read more of his opinion and analysis on all-things sports, news, business, and culture on his blog, TetreautltVision, which is scheduled to launch on the Bloguin Network shortly.

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The season is half-way over and the New England Patriots stand 6-2.  It's been a fairly turbulent ride - the opening night nail-biter, the Jets upset, two big wins against the black birds, a heart-breaking OT loss to Josh McDaniels' Broncos, two thrashing - one in October snow, the other in London, and finally a battle against the wildcat for AFC East supremacy.  For somebody who envisioned smooth sailing early on, much like 2007, the first half of this season has been quite the surprise.  I never thought the Patriots offense would struggle the way it did early on.  I also never saw the defense being as dominant as it has been.  Joey Galloway getting cut?  No way!  Brandon McGowan becoming a defensive star?  Never!  Yet even though things haven't gone quite as planned, one thing remains the same nine weeks later - I believe the New England Patriots are a Super Bowl team.

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In order to not be a complete hater, I will give credit to the Dolphins' play callers for keeping the Patriots on their toes.  I honestly thought there would be no way that Miami could unleash the wildcat successfully with Bill Belichick coming off a bye week.  Early on, it seemed that New England would steam roll the Dolphins.  However, the Fins got incredibly creative with their formations to the point where I was sweating a bit in the fourth quarter.  There's certainly something to be said for keeping a defense guessing.  It lead to some big plays for Miami today.  In a must-win game against a superior opponent, it kept the Dolphins alive to the end.

As promised, I'll be doing a game preview for each weeks match-up.  I'm calling this segment "3rd and Long", because I plan to go over three hot topics/things to watch for in each preview.  It was also the first name that came to me during the approximately eight seconds I spent thinking about what I should call my game previews.  So while the name is subject to change, it's what we're going with for this week at least.

1st Down:  The Most Annoying Sound in the World